ARMYs are used to being friendzoned (or is it fanzoned?) by BTS‘s V, but V took it to a whole new level.

In the preview for BTS’s Season’s Greetings 2022 package, a quiz quickly became a chaotic mess full of plot twists and surprisingly sweet moments.

At one point, BTS brought up their everlasting friendship. According to Jimin, the members can’t live without each other. “And that’s how we grow old,” Suga said.

That’s when V made a hilarious announcement; he would marry every single one of his members.